You might be wondering why there is no email address on this page. To be honest, even having this website is kind of a stretch for us—we’re not exactly “plugged in” up here on the mountain.

We did try email for a while, and put Mortimer—we call him Mort for short—in charge of checking and answering it. Now, that Mort’s one fine mule, but he couldn’t make heads or tails of that email thing. In fact, he kept trying to eat the computer—we finally had to transfer him to the Marketing Department.

So for now we keep in touch the old-fashioned way, by telephone. Besides, we know that we can better serve you in person. And how much fun could it be for you to describe the vacation of a lifetime to a bloomin’ computer?

So don’t just sit there, partner. Pick up the phone and give us a call!

All our best,

Mike and Tess Anne Morgan